If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.  - Phil Pastoret

This quote, I know to be true.

You see, I accidentally left a Doogie treat in my jeans pocket.

One night I left my jeans lying on my bed while I put on my pj's and sat down at my computer in my office.

I had left Doogie cuddled up in blankets on the other side of the bed. I thought he was asleep.

Do I need to say more? Are you sure?

I could show you the hole in my pocket if you want...